Olde Tyme Rhyme

by Hilary Barta

Before ballparks were named after banks
Before Marlins and Nats joined the ranks
Before replay-fueled fights
Before Wrigley had lights–
That’s when Dodgers would battle the Yanks.

 

Baseball Aside

by Stephen Jones

The World Series, done and done;
Kudos to the team from Boston.
The game’s over, but not the reason
I still think about this past season:
Thing’s have changed in the MLB.

Maybe it’s the younger market; maybe
It’s all the numbers — analytics, metrics —
That management wields like accountants.
And maybe it’s the new-age managers
Who’ve now become front-office butlers.

Maybe it’s money ball, season by season;
Maybe it’s base-pinball and video expectation.

Nonetheless,
Baseball’s an all-time contradiction:
A timeless pastime, and yet with evolution.

 

Can Baseball Save Us? An Ode to 18 Innings

by Raphael Badagliacca

Aristotle reminds us
That time is relational, like space
Which is always defined by what’s in between
The things that happen to be in place
All around us.
Try moving the furniture in a room
And see how different the space feels,
Except with time the things are events,
Like Nunez hitting that squibber down the first base line,
Or diving into the stands to bring an errant ball back into play.
Sure there is a clock somewhere
Precisely tracking the minutes and the hours,
But it just doesn’t matter
On this field of play,
Nor in the one on which we live,
Else how can the action on the screen
Transport you back to the thrill of the day
You put on your first baseball glove,
Where is the linear tick-tock in all of that?
For sure, there are ends
And new beginnings
But sometimes there are nine
And sometimes there are eighteen innings
And you root for your team
And I root for mine
But there is something transcends all of this
Easier to see on remarkable days like this
Despite our differences
Time tells us we are all in the game
We all root for the game
In the important things,
We are all the same.

 

The Frightful Dodger

by Hilary Barta

A tryout for Munster makes sense
The guy weighs a ton, is immense
Though a little bit green
He’s a hitting machine
For a fly he will run through a fence.

 

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