Los Angeles Dodgers – Page 9

Blue Meanies

This season’s Dodgers
built for one purpose only
to crush YOUR team’s dreams

Artwork by That One Artist (@that1artist on X).

Jays fans boo Shohei
who promptly belts a dinger
Boo that, knuckleheads

Shohei and Babe Ruth
comparisons never end
daily TV fare

Fred Lovato is Bardball’s Okinawa correspondent.

It’s the last letter
In pitching’s “struck”.

So you and I better
Wish Clayton good luck.

There were many others
Who could hurl through a bat.

Our band of K-brothers
Includes Koufax and Kaat.

(This poem excludes
Those facing the mound.
So sadly, Kailua’s
Kila Ka’aihue ain’t around.)

Whether lefty or righty
Pitchers stand on the hill.

Looking awfully mighty
They slurve that pill.

Dallas Keuchel, one fears,
Has thrown his last MLB K.

So in his final year(s)
Let’s honor Kershaw . . . OK?

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updates preempt all programs
except Dodgers’ game