By James Finn Garner
Don’t act like it’s all a big mystery
How Barry is rewriting history.
A pact with the devil
Didn’t raise his skill level—
T’was “Better Living Through Chemistry.”
Posted 9/11/2007
Barry Bonds Haiku
by Jim Vanders
Barry Lamar Bonds
Goes for the home run record
Don’t forget he cheats
Barry Bonds #20
by Anonymous
There’s a Giant who thinks he’s a god,
His head hugest amongst all his squad.
No matter what he does,
By setting baseball abuzz,
All his records will be broken by A-Rod.
Posted 8/23/2007
Sincerely, Stu
Congratulations.
You have the record, Barry.
I still admire you.
The Flight of Goose Gossage
by Sandy Marshall
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You are your own Bossage,
You have your own mitt that you sign and Embossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You always will Flossage,
Your round rolling stone will ne’er gather no Mossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You boot up with DOSsage,
You always predict the results of coin Tossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
Your car drives with Nossage,
And you play like you dance, like the winged Bob Fossage.
(Sandy’s site, with his comedy teammates: Schadenfreude.net)
Posted 8/3/07