by Jim Vanders
Barry Lamar Bonds
Goes for the home run record
Don’t forget he cheats
Barry Bonds #20
by Anonymous
There’s a Giant who thinks he’s a god,
His head hugest amongst all his squad.
No matter what he does,
By setting baseball abuzz,
All his records will be broken by A-Rod.
Posted 8/23/2007
Sincerely, Stu
Congratulations.
You have the record, Barry.
I still admire you.
The Flight of Goose Gossage
by Sandy Marshall
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You are your own Bossage,
You have your own mitt that you sign and Embossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You always will Flossage,
Your round rolling stone will ne’er gather no Mossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
You boot up with DOSsage,
You always predict the results of coin Tossage.
Goose Gossage,
Goose Gossage,
Your car drives with Nossage,
And you play like you dance, like the winged Bob Fossage.
(Sandy’s site, with his comedy teammates: Schadenfreude.net)
Posted 8/3/07
For Russ Ortiz
by Jim McLennan
An overweight pitcher named Russ
Made Diamondbacks fans swear and cuss.
Paid eight million to hurl,
He threw like a girl.
We wish he’d fall under a bus.
Posted 8/2/07Â