Three From Millie Bovich

They call him the masculine tower
He can hit a home run with such power,
            From San Fran’s west coast     
            And so quick with the boast 

“I can do it again in an hour”!
 

Every fan now has reason to ponder
Every long ball that’s hit way out yonder,
            Is the batter legit     
            Or a crass hypocrite 

And a good-name-of-baseball absconder?
 

From the city of quaint San Francisco
And a blast from his muscular wrist, oh.
            Plus a shot in his thigh
            You should see the ball fly, 

To the town of San Luis Obispo

Barry Bonds #13

by Steve Fiffer

Tho’ his head is as big as a melon
And he soon may be pegged as a felon,

He seems not to care,
Will admit to no error…

No wonder B. Bonds just ain’t sellin’.

7/3/07

For Rod Beck

When we heard of the death of The Shooter

We all grabbed a beer and a smoke…

And we toasted the long-ago memories

And the quick way he had with a joke.

He’s dead, just 38.

It makes no sense

To those of us here on the outside.

Why him? He seemed normal.

Never formal,

So unaffected by the fame

Of the great game,

But sometimes worlds don’t collide.

For some, there’s no life after baseball.

For some, there’s no way to adjust.

So he left his wife and two children

In a cloud of motorhome dust.

He’s dead, just 38.

He died alone

In Phoenix, for God’s sake.

It’s got to be a mistake.

Sure, he liked a beer and his cigarettes.

That was part of his character.

But beneath the veneer

Of that which is legal,

it all was much worse.

The curses

Of hard drugs and failure

Of arm injuries and rehab

Are tough on athletes

With nothing else to do.

You can’t fish all day.

You can’t drink beer all day.

But when you’re Rod Beck,

And the dream is gone,

What do you do with your time

But look for the next high

And kiss each day goodbye?

3 Haiku

by Jeff Fleming

I wish the Cubs had
Ichiro Starting in Right
Instead of Jacques Jones.

The Wooden Elbow
Continues to be creaky–
For godsakes, just pitch!

Documentary
About Barry Bonds’ Seventy-Third:
LitigationBall.

Posted 6/15/07

Barry Bonds #12

by Lou Carlozo

Despite Barry Bonds’ many homers,
It appears that his body’s a loaner,

For his steroid technique
Birthed an android’s physique:

An aluminum bat for a boner.