by Fred Lovato
Shohei steals a base
his hundredth in MLB
trumps all other news
When Bryce Bristles
by Michael X. Ferraro
Harper’s harrumphs are too much for some umps.
Do his protests go over the line?
With one bearded sneer, he plays them for chumps,
’til it’s “Bat down, now go grab some pine!”
Phillies’ Harper Calls Ump Unprofessional After Controversial Ejection
Photo credit: Yahoo Sports
2024 Class Honors
by James Finn Garner
The Hall of Fame’s had guys
Named Mordecai,
Rabbit, Gabby, Ducky,
Old Hoss
and Kiki,
Lefty, Frankie, Connie,
and Pie,
Grover, Honus, Napoleon,
Dizzy, Dazzy
and Cy.
Now there’ll be a Todd?
Feels odd.
May 21, 2024
by Fred Lovato
Shohei lays down bunt
despite ugly aesthetic
universe bewitched
