by Rickey Henderson
This shit don’t count.
This shit don’t go
on the bubble gum card.
This shit don’t count.
This shit don’t go
on the bubble gum card.
RIP to the greatest lead-off hitter of all time. (12/25/58-12/20/24)
Rickey came on Christmas Day
Rickey born in a cab that day
Rickey lightning on the field
Rickey is the Man of Steal
Rickey wins with all his teams
Rickey says what Rickey means
Rickey never gonna quit
Rickey too legit to quit
Rickey slowing down? Never!
Rickey gonna run forever.
Pitchers threw No-Nos:
Blanco, Cease, Snell, Cubs-combo.
Han Kang won Nobel.
Do-or-die Game Five
Dodgers keep Padres scoreless
move onto next round
Mookie Betts homers
bullpen pitchers dominate
Series tied at two