by Jim Siergey
A hit off of Bum that was erred
but Gordon was stopped there at third.
.  To home was not steered
.  Was “Posey Rule” feared?
A Shot ‘Round the World now unheard.
A hit off of Bum that was erred
but Gordon was stopped there at third.
.  To home was not steered
.  Was “Posey Rule” feared?
A Shot ‘Round the World now unheard.
Once again starting pitching had sucked;
Saved by double play Joe Panik plucked;
. Â Â Bochy didn’t have a doubt
. Â Â Mad Bum would get last out,
And Royals’ title the Giants abduct.
(Kansas City is Royally f**ked!)
Pablo Sandoval, with Panda heft,
At the hot corner is mighty deft,
Hits and throws: Left and Right,
A Fall Classic delight,
Be a shame if the Giants he left.
The Royals must be hoping
The answer to this quizzing.
Class – here’s a math curve ball.
Will the home team win it all?
Suppose it plays Game Seven
At home. What’s the percent, then?
The Royals may be singing
The answer to this quizzing.
You in the back – what did you say?
Eight out of ten teams win the day?
That’s 80% – and numbers don’t lie.
Maybe that’s the KC reason why
It must be smiling
During pop quizzing.
By Stuart Shea
A Baseball Fan’s Heaven–
World Series Game Seven.
So Let’s Turn it Up to Eleven!