Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
by Liam Garner (aged 12)
Barry L. Bonds was the home run best
‘Til someone showed up with a sweet little test
By the FDA, the steroid test latest
That proved that the reason he was the greatest
Was a drug dose that let him cream the gamers,
So the only way he will break in with the ‘Famers
Is if he sneaks in, breaks a door with his arms
And sneaks out with some loot under all the alarms.
Posted 9/19/07
By James Finn Garner
Don’t act like it’s all a big mystery
How Barry is rewriting history.
A pact with the devil
Didn’t raise his skill level—
T’was “Better Living Through Chemistry.”
Posted 9/11/2007
by Jim Vanders
Barry Lamar Bonds
Goes for the home run record
Don’t forget he cheats
by Anonymous
There’s a Giant who thinks he’s a god,
His head hugest amongst all his squad.
No matter what he does,
By setting baseball abuzz,
All his records will be broken by A-Rod.
Posted 8/23/2007
Congratulations.
You have the record, Barry.
I still admire you.