by Michael Ceraolo
Nineteen twenty-six was my year:
almost eighty percent of my career wins came that season
And August 28th was my day that year
We had a doubleheader against the Red Sox:
I was to pitch the first game and George Uhle the second
Boston was a bad-hitting team that year,
so I decided not to expend any effort
trying to strike any of them out
And so after I had pitched the whole game
allowing four hits and a walk and not striking anyone out,
I asked Spoke if I could go the second game too,
and he agreed to let me try
And that game was nearly identical to the first,
except that I walked two instead of one
And unless the game of baseball
has a seismic shift in strategy,
I’ll remain for all time the last one
to pitch and win complete games
in both ends of a doubleheader