by Brian Harman
Called shots — Babe throws a
whiskey back, Shohei sips on
sake — timeless glitch
Stumbling Angels
by Fred Lovato
Halos’ stars slumping
rest of team can’t pick up slack
Joe Maddon pays price
Attempted Mustache
by Fred Lovato
With apologies to Loudon Wainwright III
What’s up with Shohei?
upon closer review…oooh
peach-fuzzed upper lip.
Harrumph
by Fred Lovato
Extra-inning game
ghost runner on second base
teeth-grinding moment
Five and One-Third Perfect
by Fred Lovato
Perfect game through five
Single to center in sixth
No-hit bid derailed