Category: Haiku

by @brewer_haikuer

134. Brewers 5, Reds 4 in 10
Split doubleheader
Crew take game 1 in extras
Jackson’s ankle good?

135. Brewers 14, Reds 0
Nightcap not so close
Offense gets ridiculous
No extras needed.

23 over!
Watch out, Philadelphia
Crew want in top 2.

136. Brewers 5, Reds 4
Willy and Jackson
Power offense while Perkins
Steals homer with glove.

Devin walks tightrope
By loading bases in 9th
But escapes the jam.

135. Reds 4, Brewers 3 in 11
Someone had to blink
Crew settle for 3 of 4
In Cincinnati.

Hello, Brent Suter
Congrats on some fine pitching
Wish it was in Blue.