Haiku – Page 7 – Bardball

May 21, 2024

Shohei lays down bunt
despite ugly aesthetic
universe bewitched

Angels out to prove
that even without Shohei
they’re still woeful team

This season’s Dodgers
built for one purpose only
to crush YOUR team’s dreams

Artwork by That One Artist (@that1artist on X).

Jays fans boo Shohei
who promptly belts a dinger
Boo that, knuckleheads

Shohei and Babe Ruth
comparisons never end
daily TV fare

Fred Lovato is Bardball’s Okinawa correspondent.