by Jim Siergey
The choice is A. Dunn or A. Rios
Which one of them hurt the Sox the most?
.   This year they both stank
.   but one broke the bank
So, Alex, it’s Vaya con Dios
Flame Thrower
by Hilary Barta
Zambrano’s again under fire
for wanting to early retire
.   The combustible hothead
.   is just a big knothead
who’d ignite his own funeral pyre
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STAT, ASAP
by Jim Siergey
The man with initials A.D.
The Sox signed for many a G.
.   Unfortunately,
.   They did not foresee
He’s ready for A.A.R.P.
Go-Go Mojo Gone?
by Jim Siergey
The White Sox play just like a yo-yo.
Each time that you think they’re a no-go
.   They win for a week
.   And then they will reek.
They make a fan feel like a dodo.
The Cards Can Be Killers
by Hilary Barta
They say that a fan should be loyal,
but the pain in the stands can be royal!
How does one stay true
to the Cubs’ losing crew
when they play unaccording to Hoyle?