Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Zambrano’s again under fire
for wanting to early retire
.   The combustible hothead
.   is just a big knothead
who’d ignite his own funeral pyre
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The man with initials A.D.
The Sox signed for many a G.
.   Unfortunately,
.   They did not foresee
He’s ready for A.A.R.P.
The White Sox play just like a yo-yo.
Each time that you think they’re a no-go
.   They win for a week
.   And then they will reek.
They make a fan feel like a dodo.
They say that a fan should be loyal,
but the pain in the stands can be royal!
How does one stay true
to the Cubs’ losing crew
when they play unaccording to Hoyle?
The Sox are our team, says the Bahd,
Plus the students who haunt Hahvahd Yahd.
Just enjoy if you wish
This great summery dish.
By autumn, you know, we’ll get scrod.