Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Doug Davis throws nothing but junk,
Zambrano acts like a punk,
.   And Quade the boss
.   Looks like he’s lost–
Another Cubs’ season is sunk.
Are Ricketts and Hendry still believing
While fans in the bleachers are grieving?
.   ‘Cause the team on the field
.   Is again getting killed.
Who can blame Ron Santo for leaving????
That angry young Cub named Zambrano
Takes aim at team mano-a-mano.
.     Their Triple-A game
.       Fills Carlos with shame
And his rage will not wait till next anno.
.
Hilary Barta handles his rage by posting limericks every day at LimerWrecks.
For Ozzie Guillen:
With umps he will fight for a hitter,
or scream that a pitch was a spitter.
He’ll argue the calls,
that strikes should be balls,
but his tweets have the league all a-twitter.
Hilary Barta’s pop-cult limerick blog, Limerwrecks, is a mandatory daily requirement.
When Ozzie G. twitters a tweet,
He lands his ass in the hot seat.
With a quick 4G link,
He reveals in a wink
That his mouth can hold more than both feet.
In response to Jim Siergey’s “Age-Old, New Age Question”:
When hearing the Cubs greatest hits
this listener’s dumped in the pits.
The discs sadly spin
a “What could have been!”
a record an earplug befits.