by James Finn Garner
A grey-haired old gent with a cane
Wove a curse for White Sox’s gain
“I’m no magical force,
Just a fan.” Of course,
That’s just how a mage would explain.
Meet ‘Cane Guy,’ The Unlikely Sorcerer Who Helped Save The White Sox
A grey-haired old gent with a cane
Wove a curse for White Sox’s gain
“I’m no magical force,
Just a fan.” Of course,
That’s just how a mage would explain.
Meet ‘Cane Guy,’ The Unlikely Sorcerer Who Helped Save The White Sox
Logan Webb fumbled once with his hand
Yet the rest of his night was outstand.
Buster barrelled Bueller
Kapler’s crew was cooler
and the Dodgers got straight up San Franned.
Michael X. Ferraro is the author of CIRCUS CATCH and TASED & AMUSED: The Shocking Poetic Recap of the 2010 MLB Season.
Like the baby’s proverbial candy
Home plate was stolen by Randy
The shift left third base
A defender-less place
And the pitcher’s stance came in quite handy.
Photo by Steve Helber, AP
Cubs owners are right-wing and rotten
Their millions, no doubt, are ill-gotten
Once I cheered for their team
Now they’ve ruined the dream
Though the thrills of the past ain’t forgotten.
These Phillies keep digging holes deep.
The bullpen is more like bull(bleep).
Yet Bryce Harper’s swing,
That magical thing,
May yet make Atlanta fans weep.