The Real Ng

by Hilary Barta

The chance of advancement seemed dim
All those who preceded a “him”
She bided her time
A thirty-year climb
Meet General Manager Kim.

 

False Classic

by Hilary Barta

With sit-com laugh tracks I’m uneasy
And phony cheers just make me queasy
No sound engineer
Will ever come near
To the essence that makes Wrigley breezy.

To Ring the Bell on Snell

by James Finn Garner

A bevy of young bureaucrats
Believe winning relies strictly on stats
But when numbers belie
What you see with your eyes
You’ll make changes undeniably bats.