To Ring the Bell on Snell

by James Finn Garner

A bevy of young bureaucrats
Believe winning relies strictly on stats
But when numbers belie
What you see with your eyes
You’ll make changes undeniably bats.

 

Da Boat Uvvem

by Hilary Barta and Jim Siergey

The Cubs and the Sox have both signed
The best baseball men they could find
But hold the applause
They both have their flaws
Though what if the teams were combined?