by James Finn Garner
In San Diego, one takes one’s ease
Climate, hot bods, and sea breeze
There’s just one commotion
Locals await with devotion:
That earthquake, Fernando TatÃs.
In San Diego, one takes one’s ease
Climate, hot bods, and sea breeze
There’s just one commotion
Locals await with devotion:
That earthquake, Fernando TatÃs.
One evening on 35th Street
A cardboard fan I happened to meet
She thought me conventional
Her? Two-dimensional
We plan to get married next week.
Had Donaldson not lost his cool
Kicking dirt like an absolute tool
He’d be there to toss
Abreu out for a loss–
Instead Sox grab the playoff spot jewel.
Z. Wheeler unleashed a big “Ow!,”
incurred while he put on his trou.
Are Zack’s slacks satanic?
Phils fans should all panic,
unless he gets manicured, NOW.
Per Redlegs ace Trevor Bauer,
Cubs’ chirping proved them wallflowers.
Does Trevor not know
The team’s trying to grow
Through “It Pays to Increase Your Word Power”?