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MLB All-Rolling-Stones-Songs Team

1B   Todd Gimme Helton
2B   Jumpin’ Jack Flash Miller
SS   Bo Bitchette
3B   Let’s Spend Ray Knight Together

LF   She’s like Tim RainesBow
CF   As Tears Go Byron Buxton
RF   Honus Tonkus Wagner

C     Jarrod Saltalamacchia of the Earth

LHP   Pat Misch You, Wes Dead Flowers
RHP   Waiting on Bob Friend, Ruby Tuesday Tyrees, Tumbling Daisuke Matsuzaka

MGR   Paint It, Bud Black

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Washington Swept Here

by Jim Siergey

Herb Washington
Designated to run
Not to shake hands
Or kiss baby’s faces
But solely to suit up
And steal some bases.

 

We salute Herb on this other Washington’s birthday: 33 runs scored and 31 stolen bases in 105 games with nary a time at bat! (A repost from 2017.)