by John M.
Could Headley be a Brosius?
Could winter turn to Spring?
Could daffodils be binders
And earn us all a ring?
Could Refsyder be Sojo?
Is Judge another Mick?
Is Aaron just a hiccup
And Tanaka really sick?
Does Cashman like his Lasik?
Does Hal own kinky boots?
As long as we’re in first place,
Are all our questions moot?
Originally appeared in the Yankee blog, It is High, It is Far, It is . . . Caught.