by Hilary Barta
Sox slugger Abreu is hot
While the ugly-ass Cubbies are not
So much fun for the Hose
While the Cubs decompose
Is it drugs? Or a Communist plot?
Jose Abreu won both AL Player of the Month and AL Rookie of the Month for his record-breaking performance in April. He led the majors in HRs (10), RBIs (32), total bases and extra-base hits, and also set major league rookie records for each of those categories.
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