Do the Ichiro!

Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro!
In his first post-season in Yankee clothes!
Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro!
He’ll do anything to beat the O’s!

First run around third fast and wide
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)
Then hunker down like you’re gonna slide
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)

Then spin out to avoid the tag
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)
Scoot ’round the plate like a hopped-up crab
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)

Matt Weiters, you got no chance, mister
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)
The Ichiro’s part baseball, part Twister!
(Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro)

Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro!
Won’t be left on base by his punchless bros!
Do the Ichiro, do the Ichiro!
The Yankees need a ninja or home they go!


Published in Baltimore Orioles, New York Yankees, Players, Songs and Parodies | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

Do the Ichiro!: 1 Comment

  1. Michael X. Ferraro wrote,

    Hopped-up crab! Arigato for that!

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