DUIs on the Rise (to the tune of ‘Camptown Races’)

by Stuart Shea

Players busted driving drunk,
Doo dah, doo dah!
Better that than shooting junk,
All the doo dah day!

Gonna drink all night!
Gonna play all day!
Bet my money on the one who’s bombed,
Throwin’ his career away!

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