by Hilary Barta
Across Waveland, they cry they won’t see
The game they now spy on for free
.     Greedy Rickett$ need bucks,
.     So buy tickets, you schmucks!
You can say it’s an an “eye-balling fee”.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
HA! He said “Eye-balling”!
It’s better than the Ice Crew girls at Blackhawks games.