Medium Rare with a Side of Potatoes

by Sandy Marshall

The Coleman Stove can cook,
Grill,
And hit home runs.

The Coleman Stove is weather resistant,
Made of stainless steel,
And steals bases time and again.

Fueled by gas
and
Electricity
and
Gates Barbecue Sauce.

The Coleman Stove:
Lifetime warranty…
To kick ass.

Posted 9/7/2007 


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