by James Finn Garner
From the marketers behind “Rizz-O’s”:
Peanut Butter Schwarbs
Sugar Szczurs
Kris-B Krispies
Grimm Granola
Honey Hammels
Frosted Mini-Maddons
Marshmallow Mannies
Berry Baez
Zobristies
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Looks like it’s now Schwarb-O’s too.