“Now Stinking for the Phillies…”

By Stuart Shea

Darin Ruf ain’t got the stuff,
And Ryan Howard’s no longer powered.
Ben Revere has value unclear,
And there’s little regard fo’ Antonio Bastardo.
Pity Dominic Brown, whose average is down,
And Cody Asche, who is far from flashy.
Even Cliff Lee and Carlos Ruiz
Are suffering from the same disease.
So who’s the chiff of this team of stiffs?
Ruben Ameero, who seems like a zero.

 


Published in Management, Philadelphia Phillies, Players, Pure doggerel, Stu Shea | Link to this poem | 1 Comment

“Now Stinking for the Phillies…”: 1 Comment

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,

    “Et tu” . . . Philly

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