by Stu Shea
Freddie and Jack play for Pittsburgh,
Losers for many a year,
It’s not hard to see
That this century
Local fans want a winner to cheer.
The Pirate ship’s listing and lurching,
Taking on water and flies.
And it’s understood
That “untouchable” doesn’t apply.
Freddie and Jack want new contracts.
Fred can’t play second at all.
Jack cannot hit,
And the team’s for s#&@,
These guys ain’t en route to The Hall.
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