POETRY GRAND SLAM OCTOBER 7 !!
Join us for the first ever Bardball “Poetry Grand Slam” on October 7 at 7 pm. Marc Smith of the indomitable Uptown Poetry Slam is coordinating with us to make this a competition worthy of a pennant race. Two teams, three trips at bat, best long-ball versifiers win! Come to the Green Mill Lounge (4802 N. Broadway in Chicago) and root on the Bardball team!
For more info on the Green Mill and the Uptown Poetry Slam, click here.
UPDATE: NBC’s “Weekend Today” show included footage of the Poetry Grand Slam in a segment about alternative entertainment in Chicago on October 21. The show featured James Finn Garner reading a portion of “The Silver Lining, or At Least the Yankees Lost.”
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From Ernie Harwell’s column
Detroit Free Press, 10/1/07:
A new Web site, www.bardball.com, resurrects baseball poetry. Here are verses, excerpted from an entry by James Finn Garner. He must have written it before the Yankees recovered from losing 29 of their first 50 games to reach the playoffs.
“My wife has up and left me,
Once the object of her lust.
Now she’s hitting the clubs with a biker named Dubs,
But at least the Yankees lost.
“Atmosphere been heating up,
Melting the permafrost.
The polar bears lately can’t count on their safety
But at least the Yankees lost
“Trekking to a mountain wise man,
I registered my disgust.
“Dear pilgrim,”said he, “what will be, will be.
But at least the Yankees lost.”
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QUICK HITS by ELLIOTT HARRIS
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES, June 27, 2007
POETIC JUSTICE: Jones parting is such sweet sorrow
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he would be contributing to www.bardball.com.
OK, maybe not.
Mainly because he was English, and while the English may have a way with the English language, they just might languish when it comes to finding rhyme and reason in the very American game of baseball.
The site is dedicated to ”reviving the art of baseball doggerel.”
If ever there was a time and town for that, Chicago would seem a good fit.
James Finn Garner and Stuart Shea came up with the site — for better and verse.
Offerings include ”Dialogue: Jacque Jones and a Cubs Fan” by Chicago author Shea, written last week. Think of it as a farewell homage:
”Today I make a promise from my soul
That I will try my best in my new role.
I will not swing at sliders aimed at my back foot,
Nor run the bases like I’m wearing gumboots.
Or make a six-hop throw toward the plate
That never gets the runner ’cause it’s late.
I hope I can keep this oath.”
”You and me both.”
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BASEBALL, FROM BEST TO VERSE by PATRICK KAMPERT
CHICAGO TRIBUNE, July 1, 2007
Around the last time the Cubs were in the World Series, three of their top players became more famous than they already were for their double-play prowess.
It wasn’t because of a steroid scandal or a silly McDonald’s commercial, but a poem written about them by New York sportswriter Franklin P. Adams:
These are the saddest of possible words:
“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
James Finn Garner figured it was time to pick up where “Tinker to Evers to Chance” and “Casey at the Bat” left off.
So the Chicago author, who sold 2.5 million copies in the U.S. of his 1994 book “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories,” has started bardball.com, a site dedicated to poems, limericks and haiku about the 2007 baseball season. He’s hoping to get baseball beat writers and bloggers across the country to help.
“Baseball is all about loss and failure,” he joked. “So what better subject for poetry?”
The site already sports a dozen limericks about Barry Bonds and a Garner poem, “The Saga of Battlin’ Mike Barrett,” that may bear watching now that the combative Cubs catcher has been traded to the Padres.
Garner’s partner on the site is Stu Shea, who has written for Major League Baseball’s Web site, MLB.com.
“You could get serious about baseball poetry, or you could just have fun with it,” said Garner, who is opting for the latter option. “Ogden Nash had some strange poems about baseball, just easy, flippant stuff.”
Of course, Nash didn’t face the obstacles Garner did to find phrases that rhyme with “A.J. Pierzynski,” an ode to the White Sox catcher that is perhaps his best and goofiest work on the site (See below).
“I think he’s a good player and you need a good catcher; that’s crucial,” Garner said. “And if he gets under your skin, tough luck.”
But if it isn’t easy being A.J. Pierzynski, as the poem suggests, it’s darn near impossible for Garner, a native of Detroit, to get his wife and kids to go with him to a Cubs, Sox or Tigers game.
“My family hates baseball,” he said. “They think it’s the most boring thing in the world to watch. I’m always looking for a ticket here and there.”
Perhaps he has the germ of a new poem there — a lament.
