RAAAUUUULLLLL: The Poem

By Hart Seely

First came Bucky, then came Boone,
Then A-Rod vaulted from his swoon,
After that, we played the fool.
Nothing more, and then…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

First there’s Jeter, then comes Mo,
After that, the bar sinks low.
Not much in our talent pool,
That is, unless you count…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

Tino homered, Brosius, too.
Thought the Diamondbacks were through.
Fate, at times, can be so cruel.
But they can’t take away…
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!


Published in Baltimore Orioles, History, New York Yankees, Pure doggerel | Link to this poem | 4 Comments

RAAAUUUULLLLL: The Poem: 4 Comments

  1. Stephen Jones wrote,

    I like this.

  2. Ember Nickel wrote,

    Excellent use of page breaking for effect.

  3. Michael X. Ferraro wrote,

    Boo Yankees,
    But hurrah for Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul.
    Nicely done.

  4. James Finn Garner wrote,

    I knew EXACTLY what I was doing with the layout!

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