Swing that Pendulum, Willie McGee

by Sandy Marshall

Yo Willie McGee,
Hey Willie McGee
Your bat will stay still if you listen to me

It goes back and forth,
Precision Swiss watch
So try not to move and bust balls like Ed Koch

But wait, now you’re still
And obeying some rule
That was set out to force you to suffer a fool!

My bad, Willie Dean
Stay the same, keep that swing
Tick the tock of your bat and you’ll be MVP!

Visit Sandy and his improv comedy palz at the Schadenfreude website

Posted 10/23/07


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