by James Finn Garner
When Ted Lilly
Took the hill, he
Was looking to be the snake charmer,
But the D-Backs hit taters
Like overripe ‘maters,
And poor Ted looked like an amateur farmer.
Posted 10/5/07Â
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
by James Finn Garner
When Ted Lilly
Took the hill, he
Was looking to be the snake charmer,
But the D-Backs hit taters
Like overripe ‘maters,
And poor Ted looked like an amateur farmer.
Posted 10/5/07Â