Archive for May, 2008
You Never Forget Your First Pitch
by James Finn Garner
Tiger cub Freddy Dolsi’s
First major-league pitch
Was to Manny Ramirez.
(Now, ain’t that a bitch?)
Freddy went down the middle
To show off his heat.
Manny clobbered that apple
Five hundred feet.
The much-touted Tigers
Can’t seem to catch flame
With their pitchers untested,
Senescent or lame.
To young Freddy we wish an
Improved rookie year.
Every guy’s not Ramirez,
But it’s uphill from here.
Posted 5/20/08
“Take Me Out To The Ballgame” in Yiddish
Posted 5/19/08
Haiku for the Detroit Stars
by Gary Gillette
Black Polacks/Negro
Stars play on Hamtramck green.
Dodge Main belches soot.
For more on the Detroit Stars, go here.
Posted 5/16/08
