By Stuart Shea
A pitcher named Carlos Zambrano
Pitched the year rank as bat guano.
When asked why this was,
He replied, “It’s because
No one ever tells me ‘Te amo.'”
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
A pitcher named Carlos Zambrano
Pitched the year rank as bat guano.
When asked why this was,
He replied, “It’s because
No one ever tells me ‘Te amo.'”