by David Bellel
What can I say, Al dear, after I say I’m sorry,
Though we all know you’re no better than Tony Lazzeri
I should have known the response of that Nazi-like crew
But you know stirring the drink is what I do
I was all wrong, (not really) but right or wrong I don’t blame you
Why should I take a juicer like you and shame you
I know it really should apply
More to Big Papi, dear
What can I say, Al dear, after I say I’m sorry