by Hilary Barta
There’s the ball for a buck they call “money”
On the cheap it buys clover and honey
.     Then there’s Yankee outspending
.     Which can bank happy ending(s)
What the Cubs buy just sucks and ain’t funny
The long-suffering Hilary Barta blogs limericks every day at his site LimerWrecks.
The Cubs, they just need a wee spark
like getting a brand new ball park
Less day games they say
More night games let’s play!
(They’ll lose just as well in the dark)