by Hilary Barta
The lineup in Texas is loaded,
Most bullpens they face look corroded
The men on the mound
just can’t pitch around
and soon find that their bats have exploded.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
The lineup in Texas is loaded,
Most bullpens they face look corroded
The men on the mound
just can’t pitch around
and soon find that their bats have exploded.
And just when did I write this tarnished gem? I assume it was when the Rangers were hitting.
Yes, back in the fall of 2011. The cupboard has been bare of late.