by James Finn Garner
If Houston’s the most valuable franchise,
As Forbes Magazine did just say,
Then our economic assumptions
Are a foundation made of clay.
To be valuable, apparently, is to
Never spend your cash, just hoard it,
Yet I keep hearing the voice of Chico Marx:
“For us not to play, you couldn’t afford it.”
you can’t fool me. there ain’t no sanity clause.
And is my word good enough for you?
I should say not!
Then that cuts out two more clauses.