By James Finn Garner
Should one think it gauche
That DH Adam LaRoche
Waits til now to announce he’s retiring?
This lox last hit .207
So, save a bolt from heaven,
This year would be no more inspiring.
The cellar? Owned by the Sox.
They bobbled even their jocks.
Any ball hit was cause for alarm.
Now there’s five guys in right,
Plus Rollins, Avila — good night!
How many weeks til they wear out Sale’s arm?