by Michael X. Ferraro
Pablo wanted to belt the ball
So he took a prodigious hack.
But to his dismay, Sandoval’s belt
Is the thing not coming back.
For the video of this wardrobe malfunction, click here.
Michael’s hilarious football book Circus Catch is available from Amazon now.
The chap has a pip of a belly
Perhaps one less trip to the deli?
Forego tuna melt
Below the old belt
Or the strap takes a rip on the telly.
“pip of a belly”! i hear the commish is giving Pablo a 5-game suspender.