Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
A million Dad Ricketts gave Trump-kins
He must think the faithful are bumpkins
With timing that stinks
it’s a crime that might jinx
the Cubbies to turn into pumpkins.
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With the Royals in need
the universe responded
thus the Rally Mantis was born.
A beautiful gift
for this suffering team
bringing eighteen wins in his wake.
But now he’s retired
the Royals’ season is over,
and the World Series will see new blood.
The Cavs’ title notwithstanding,
poor Cleveland’s back to Clevelanding–
a fielding fiasco
by Carlos Carrasco
plus Pryor’s alleged grandstanding.
Carlos Carrasco injured, exits after 2 pitches
The Browns get hosed on a ridiculous taunting penalty against Terrelle Pryor
Yankee fans always like to boast;
Instead, they got Pinstripe toast.
Time to give up chance’s ghost?
After Boston, it’s an almost.
For last night’s ninth inning loss, Cardinals 3, Giants 2
During Jints’ pitching change interlude,
Team’s reliever preemptively booed.
Home crowd’s seen it before,
When the Cards tied the score–
Team’s ninth inning’s again “Waterlooed”.