by Stephen Jones
First, it’s your pinky
and necessary surgery,
with a rehab of several weeks.
OK — but then, what’s this?
Now I hear controversy —
a PED litany,
that you were using drugs.
(OK, maybe, just maybe
there was some teammate envy
which threw you under the bus.
But you know …
and I know …
that is beside the point.
So, Robinson Cano,
just don’t say it ain’t so —
Cooperstown is listening.)
Bottom line — it’s this:
not only medical attention,
you got an MLB prescription —
and it’s called a suspension.
Now you and your pinky
got an 80-game rest.