by James Finn Garner
Sartorial mack daddy Morrow
Tore up his back, to Cub sorrow.
To protect the soft tissue
An edict’s been issued:
The team is “Kilts Only” starting tomorrow.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Sartorial mack daddy Morrow
Tore up his back, to Cub sorrow.
To protect the soft tissue
An edict’s been issued:
The team is “Kilts Only” starting tomorrow.