All-Star Clerihews 3: Rhyme Free or Die Hard

Freddie Freeman
Plays “Mario Kart” like a demon
But goes down in flames
In single-shooter games.

Scooter Gennett
Prefers natural rennet,
If you please,
When he makes his off-season cheese.

Buster Posey
Thinks everything’s rosy
In the City by the Bay,
But he doesn’t read the paper every day.

Luis Severino
Pitches like a vintage Ford Torino,
Which means in between starts,
It’s hard to find replacement parts.

 

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