George Springer
Makes a humdinger
Of a Mojito
Garnished with Fritos.
Michael Brantley
Once appeared scantily
As a Chippendale dancer
Though it’s a query he won’t answer.
Blake Treinin
Takes the BART train in
To SF when the A’s don’t play–
A peripatetic citizen of the Bay.
Willson Contreras
Has never seen Paris
Nor does he care to,
Since he cannot “Parlez-vous”.