All-Star Clerihews 4: With a Vengeance

George Springer
Makes a humdinger
Of a Mojito
Garnished with Fritos.

Michael Brantley
Once appeared scantily
As a Chippendale dancer
Though it’s a query he won’t answer.

Blake Treinin
Takes the BART train in
To SF when the A’s don’t play–
A peripatetic citizen of the Bay.

Willson Contreras
Has never seen Paris
Nor does he care to,
Since he cannot “Parlez-vous”.

 

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