By Michael X. Ferraro
We’d never trade him, not even for Trout.
Fuzzy and bulbous, bright green with a snout.
If they took him from Philly
We’d all cry ourselves silly
And the damn owners could show themselves out.
Could The Phillie Phanatic Really Become a Free Agent?
Michael X. Ferraro was practically raised by the Phillie Phanatic, and thinks his magical creators should get their fair share.