MLB All-Insult Team

1B   Bonehead Merkle
2B   Piggy Ward
SS   Eddie Stinky
3B   Specs Toporcer

LF   Johnny Dickshot
CF   Pete “Monkey” Hotaling
RF   Shorty Gallagher

C   Tubby Spencer, Clyde Kluttz

P   Shorty Des Jardien, Clod Barfoot, Tiny Bonham, Toad Ramsey, Mitch “Dumb Dumb” Williams

MGR   Jumbo Latham