by James Finn Garner
One evening on 35th Street
A cardboard fan I happened to meet
She thought me conventional
Her? Two-dimensional
We plan to get married next week.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
One evening on 35th Street
A cardboard fan I happened to meet
She thought me conventional
Her? Two-dimensional
We plan to get married next week.
She’ll probably leave you for one of those baseball cards.
Well, he WAS 3-D. And brought his own gum.