by James Finn Garner
Atlanta’s mound ace Charlie Morton
Was handling Houston, cutting and sorting
He then broke his leg
But pitched one more set!
Yet here I am, barely surviving the morning.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Atlanta’s mound ace Charlie Morton
Was handling Houston, cutting and sorting
He then broke his leg
But pitched one more set!
Yet here I am, barely surviving the morning.
I cannot tell a fibula
From a tibia–I’m not an ortho guy–
But here’s wishing like a sib to ya:
Feel better as the day goes by!